Someone message me, I’m so bored.
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via amouremeline)
(via forever-and-alwayss)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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